Intro: D G E A - stop - D G E You text at three in the morning A D And you misspell my name G E You slept with half my friends on Facebook A D And most of them think you are lame G E You say that with me it's different A D And your not that big of a xxxx G E When you disappear it's cause you're busy A Bm Not 'cause your with some other chick Gbm Bm I know that this may be uncool Gbm A But I want to tell you the truth Chorus: D G My self-esteem's not low enough to date you E A It's close but not quite there D G E Need time to get a little more rejected A D G E Then you and I could make an awesome pair A D G E A - stop - A totally awesome pair D G E I seem like your perfect target A D Like I've been lonely for too long G E You think I haven't had xxx in forever A D And I'll admit that you're not wrong G E But I would rather have nothing A D Than this crap, let me reaffirm G E I wouldn't touch your xxxx if I was poisoned A Bm And the antidote was in your sperm Gbm Bm I know that this may be uncool Gbm A But I want to tell you the truth D G My self-esteem's not low enough to date you E A It's pretty close but not quite there D G E Need time to get a little more desperate A D G E Then you and I could make an awesome pair A D G E A - stop - A totally awesome pair Bridge: Bm Gbm We could last forever G D You just have to give me time Bm D To learn to deal with bullxxxx G A And blatant lies D A But for now... for now D G My self-esteem's not low enough to date you E A It's so close but not quite there D G E Need time to get a little more wasted A D G E Then you and I could make an awesome pair A D G E A - stop - A totally awesome pair
