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So I broke another of the ten commandments
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John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
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Won't you wear your sacreligeous undergah-arments
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And we'll make out like we are seventeen

- same chord progression throughout the song -

Won't you tell me just exactly what do my dreams mean
Because I think I saw your face before we met
And I'm living with the legacy of teenage LSD
So tell me that you love me or I'll forget


Now standing here for a lack of moral fibre
I get by with just enough and that's ok
I'd do anything to get my xxxx inside her
But that's not what she wants to hear me say


Now John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
I'd say people get together when we are all alone
So send me an instant message if you know what this xxxx means
Cos I'm no longer answering the phone


Saying John Harvey Kellog doesn't want me for a sunbeam
You can teach yourself the miracles at home
Now I got a selfish case of being in a real bad place
WIll someone help me roll away this stone
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WIll someone help me roll away this stone