Verse 1: A E B Dbm I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser A E B Dbm Midnights become my afternoons A E B When my depression works the graveyard shift Dbm A E B Dbm All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room Pre-Chorus 1: A E B I should not be left to my own devices Dbm A They come with prices and vices E B Dbm I end up in crisis -I’ve realized all this time- A E B I wake up screaming from dreaming Dbm One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving A E B Cause you got tired of my scheming Dbm -For the last time- Chorus: A E It’s me, hi B Dbm I’m the problem, it’s me A E B Dbm At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun Dbm But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B Dbm Always rooting for the anti-hero Verse 2: A E B Dbm Sometimes I feel like everybody is a xxxx baby A E B Dbm And I’m a monster on the hill A E B Dbm Too big to hang out, slowly lurching towards your favorite city A E B Dbm Pierced through the heart, but never killed Pre-Chorus 2: A E B Dbm A Did you hear my covert narcissism lightly disguised as altruism E B Dbm Like some kind of congressman -I’ve realized all this time- A E B I wake up screaming from dreaming Dbm One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving A E B And life lose all of its meaning Dbm -For the last time- Chorus: A E It’s me, hi B Dbm I’m the problem, it’s me A E B Dbm At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun Dbm But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B Dbm Always rooting for the anti-hero Bridge: A E B Dbm I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money A E B Dbm She thinks I left them in the will A E B Dbm The family gathers around and reads it and someone screams out A E B Dbm “She’s laughing up at us from hell!” A E It’s me, hi, B Dbm I’m the problem, it’s me A E It’s me, hi B Dbm I’m the problem, it’s me A E B Dbm It’s me, hi, everybody agrees A E B Dbm Everybody agrees… Chorus: A E It’s me, hi B Dbm I’m the problem, it’s me A E B Dbm At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun Dbm But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B Dbm Always rooting for the anti-hero.
