Verse 1: Am All I really know is that I'm G Never coming home D C And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you so Am I'm gonna go and get an internship G and then I'll get a job B Em and then I'll pack all of my xxxx up and xxxxing go Chorus: C I'll go to Mexico G I'll go to Canada Am B Em I'll mail myself to New York City in a box Am D You'll never hear from me again G Save for an envelope I'll send Em Am D Am G Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs Verse 2: Am For half of my short life I've kept G a drawer in my room for all the D Em little trinkets I consider gold Am Photographs, bottle caps, G Lanyards, flowers, crumpled maps, D B Em Things that look particularly old Am The plan has always been G That I should throw them out the window B7 If the building were to catch on fire Em Given the dogs were safe outside Am But the drawer is full of trash G and I could turn it all to ash Am Just for the fleeting joy I'd get from adding Em G Em More smoke to the sky Chorus: C I'll go to Mexico G I'll go to Canada Am B Em I'll mail myself to New York City in a box Am D You'll never hear from me again G Save for an envelope I'll send Em Am D Am G Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs Instrumental: Em Am D G Em C D B7 Bridge: B C Well sharks are smooth if you pet them one way G They are spikey you pet the other D B Em And my mom said that if they stop moving they'll die Am Hammerheads swim past G I've got my face up against the glass D G As I whisper to my sisters "as will I" Chorus: Em I'll go to Mexico G I'll go to Canada Am B Em I'll mail myself to New York City in a box Am D You'll never hear from me again G Save for an envelope I'll send Em Am D Am G Containing fifteen billion dollars and some photographs of dogs Outro: Em C Am B Em Am D G Am D E Am D G
