Intro -x2-: Gb Db B

Verse 1:
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I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board
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I pay attention to things that most people ignore
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And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty
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That's for sure
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And I am built like a mother and a total machine
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I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean
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And I make light of the darkness
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I've got sun in my motherxxxxin' pocket
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Best believe, yeah, you know me

Chorus:
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 I forgive and I forget
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I know my age and I act like it
    Bb5  B              Absus4
Got what you can't resist
      D
I'm a perfect all-American

Verse 2:
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I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air
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Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair
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I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear
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With love to spare

Chorus:
Gb  Bb5  B           Gb
 Forgive and I forget
  Bb5     B                  Gb
I know my age and I act like it
     Bb5  B              Absus4
 Got what you can't resist
      D                   Gb   Bb5
I'm a perfect all-American xxxxx

Bridge:
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With perfect all-American lips
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And perfect all-American hips
  B                Absus4            D
I know my place, I know my place and this is it
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I don't get angry when I'm pissed, I'm the eternal optimist
  Gb       Bb5     B                    Absus4  D
I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"
       Gb Bb5 B   Gb Bb5 B   Gb Bb5 B   Absus4  D
Like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Outro:
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All the time, I'm grateful all the time
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I'm xxxx and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
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Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time -All the xxxxing time-
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I'm xxxx and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry