Intro -x2-: | Em  | Em  |

Verse 1:
Em                 G
 Nothing hanging over
C                Am
 Not bitin' the bait -Bitin' the bait-
Em                  G
 What you think matters
C                  Am
 Isn't up for debate

Refrain:
                 Em   G   C   Am
Stroking on your ego           -Oh, oh-
                 Em   G   C   Am
Stroking on your ego           -Oh, oh-

Pre-Chorus:
     E5
You say, "Suck it up"
         E5
There's nothing I can do but throw the two birdies up
                                                     G5
There's nothing I can do when I'm really feeling depressed
                           A5              D5          A5
And you know when you're this low there's really no benefit

Chorus:
E5
 Won't plead for you to hear me out
 G5                  A5
Help me? You wanna help me? HUH?!
E5
 I must be feeling better now
 G                         A
Help me? You think you're helping? HUH?!
E    G    D
 Hey,   thank you for
     A             E
Your uselеss information
    G       D
Hey, never satisfiеd
      A       E
With my exption
    G   D                  A              E
Hey,     what's with your desperate fascination?
    G    D
Hey,   thank you for
     A             Em
Your useless information

Verse 2:
                      G
I'm gonna take your opinions
C                        Am
 Shove 'em back in your face
Em                      G
 Always some kind of expert
C             Am
 On how to behave

Refrain:
                 Em   G   C   Am
Stroking on your ego           -Oh, oh-
                 Em   G   C   Am
Stroking on your ego           -Oh, oh-

Pre-Chorus:
     Em
You say, "Suck it up"
         Em
There's nothing I can do but throw the two birdies up
                                                     G5
There's nothing I can do when I'm really feeling depressed
                           A5              D5          A5
And you know when you're this low there's really no benefit

Chorus:
Em
 Won't plead for you to hear me out
 G                  A
Help me? You wanna help me? HUH?!
Em
 I must be feeling better now
 G                         A
Help me? You think you're helping? HUH?!
E    G    D
 Hey,   thank you for
     A             E
Your uselеss information
    G       D
Hey, never satisfiеd
      A       E
With my exption
    G   D                  A              E
Hey,     what's with your desperate fascination?
    G    D
Hey,   thank you for
     A             Em
Your useless information

Instrumental: | Em | Em |

Chorus:
E5
 Won't plead for you to hear me out
 E5
Help me? You wanna help me? HUH?!
E5
 I must be feeling better now
 E5
Help me? You think you're helping? HUH?!
E    G    D
 Hey,   thank you for
     A             E
Your uselеss information
    G       D
Hey, never satisfiеd
      A       E
With my exption
    G   D                  A              E
Hey,     what's with your desperate fascination?
    G    D
Hey,   thank you for
     A             Em
Your useless information