Chorus:
D              A
I can't sleep, speak, or eat meat
Bm             G
My best friend does not like me
D                 A
There's something on my shoulder
Bm       G
I hope I don't get older
D          A
Every girl breaks my heart
Bm             G
Your boyfriend doesn't like art
D            A
I'm sad that Vine is dead
Bm              G
Your xxxxx, she give me head
 
Verse 1:
D A             Bm   G
I want you to know,
         D             A              Bm    G
That I'm sorry for not picking up the phone
    D              A           Bm      G
And now I'm asking you for a ride home
            D                 A          Bm   G
Away from a girl whose name I don't even know
        D         A               Bm    G
And I'm sorry for all the things I said
           D             A           Bm    G
When I was drunk and not in my normal head
              D               A          Bm  G
Don't tell my mom and I won't tell your dad
               D             A          Bm   G
We're just two boys in love, what's so bad?
 
Chorus:
D              A
I can't sleep, speak, or eat meat
Bm             G
My best friend does not like me
D                 A
There's something on my shoulder
Bm       G
I hope I don't get older
D          A
Every girl breaks my heart
Bm             G
Your boyfriend doesn't like art
D            A
I'm sad that Vine is dead
Bm              G
Your xxxxx, she give me head
 
Verse 2:
D A             Bm   G
I want you to know
         D             A              Bm    G
That I'm sorry for not picking up the phone
     D             A         Bm   G
But now I'm got my own ride home
             D        A        Bm   G
Away from a boy whose parents know
        D         A               Bm    G
And I'm sorry for all the things I said
            D                  A          Bm    G
You weren't drunk, it was just all in your head
                D      A        Bm   G
Won't tell your mom or even your dad
            D             A          Bm
We were two boys in love, what's so bad?
            D
What's so bad?