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Intro:
xA|--5--------------------------2--------------2--------|
xE|-----5--2----5---0--------------2-----3--------3-----|
xC|--------------------2--------------2-----------------|
xG|-----------------------------------------------------|

xA|--5--------------------------2-----------------------|
xE|-----5--2----5---0--------------2-----3--------------|
xC|--------------------2--------------2-----------------|
xG|-----------------------------------------------------|

Intro -x2-: D   A  Bm  G

Verse 1:
    D         A            Bm           G   D
I'm not gonna lie here and wait for the ambulance
          A
I'm doing push-ups
Bm            G         D       A
Oh, I'm doing push-ups
Bm        G
I'm doing push-ups

Interlude: D  A  Bm  G

Verse 2:
       D           A        Bm
And my marriage is falling apart
              G
It's not your fault
       D                A       Bm     G
I just thought I should let you know
               D             A
You can take advantage of me
              Bm
It's not that hard
  G               D      A
I wrote it out in detail
     Bm         G
Just check your texts

Chorus:
            Bm           G         D
'Cause your first love's not gonna walk you home
        Bm           G
You got sick on your coat
         D                            Bm     G
Then you called her and told her it's over
              D                                 Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always said you'd be
           G                D
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"

Interlude -x2-: D  A  Bm  G

Verse 3:
D               A        Bm       G
Then you pulled out an engagement ring
        D      A            Bm      G
And the canary choked in my throat
      D           A        Bm    G
I was coughing up feathers all December
       D            A      Bm   G
But we never made a memory to remember

Pre-Chorus:
Bm          G           D
Some things just aren't meant to make sense
Bm          G               D
Some things aren't meant to be represented
   Bm         G         D
We talk about it in the gaps, in the silence
    Bm       G               D
The posts we delete, and the captions we edit

Chorus:
            Bm           G         D
'Cause your first love's not gonna walk you home
        Bm           G
You got sick on your coat
         D                            Bm     G
Then you called her and told her it's over
              D                                    Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always thought you'd be
           G                D                        Bm     G
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"


D                        Bm     G     D
"Please don't touch me"

Bridge:
Em                   G
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
        Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
      D            A
Awful words on the confetti, oh
Em                   G
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
        Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
      D            A
Awful words on the confetti, oh


Em                   G
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
        Bm
Cause a scene at the wedding
      D            A
Awful words on the confetti, oh
Em                   G
Do you wanna, do you wanna go, go?
Bm                   D             A
Do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna

Chorus:
            Bm           G         D
'Cause your first love's not gonna walk you home
        Bm           G
You got sick on your coat
         D                            Bm     G
Then you called her and told her it's over
              D                                    Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always thought you'd be
           G                D
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch”


            Bm           G         D
'Cause your first love's not gonna walk you home
        Bm           G
You got sick on your coat
         D                            Bm     G
Then you called her and told her it's over
              D                                    Bm
Now you're as hollow as you'd always thought you'd be
           G                D
Screaming "hold my hand but please don't touch me"

Outro:
    D         A            Bm           G   D
I'm not gonna lie here and wait for the ambulance
          A
I'm doing push-ups
Bm            G         D
Oh, I'm doing push-ups