Chorus:
C
Humpty Dumpty when
C
Humpty Dumpty when
C                     Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
      G
"I'ma smile right through it"
          F                     Dm      -nc-
"And I'll scream when no one's around" -Okay-
 
Interlude: C Dm F Fm
 
-nc-
-Okay-
 
Verse 1:
C
Something's wrong
        Dm
But I'm scared to look it up
    F
If I do that and no one has it
  Fm
I'll feel so alone
C
Something's wrong
          Dm
But don't pity me for long
    F
If you get sad, then I'll feel bad
      Fm
That I told you at all
 
Pre-Chorus:
C
I got friends in a lotta weird places
                                               Bdim     Am
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
               G
What my face is, I could fake it
F                            -nc-
I could move away or I could suck it up and face it
 
Chorus:
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
     G
"I'ma smile right through it"
         F
"And I'll scream when no one's around"
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
           G
"There's a big crowd looking"
      F                                                      -nc-
"I'ma scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around" -Okay-
 
Verse 2:
C
Look outside
               Dm
They're making snowmen on your street
 F
Underneath your pillow
         Fm
You can sigh yourself to sleep
C
Look outside
               Dm
They're making snowmen on your street
F                Em
Hide behind your pillow
           Dm              Fm
Close the window 'cuz you know you can't be seen
 
Pre-Chorus:
C
I got friends in a lotta weird places
                                               Bdim     Am
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
                   G
If I can't breathe, then you can't see
    F                           -nc-
But aren't you excited that I'm giving you the best me?
 
Chorus:
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
     G
"I'ma smile right through it"
         F
And I'll scream when no one's around
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
          G
"There's a big crowd looking"
     F
"I'ma scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around"
                  Bdim      Am
When no one, when no one's around
 
Interlude: G F Dm
 
Bridge:
C
 If I try to keep my tears in my eyes
Bdim           Am                 G
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?
               F     Dm
Would you like me?
C
 If I try to keep my tears in my eyes
Bdim           Am                 G
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?
               F     Dm
Would you like me?
 
Pre-Chorus:
C
I got shows in a lot of weird places
C                                              Bdim    Am
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
                G
Remember Vegas?
              F                         nc 
I can't take another panic episode when I get off the stage, man
 
Chorus:
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
     G
"I'ma smile right through it"
         F
"And I'll scream when no one's around"
C
Humpty Dumpty when
 
Humpty Dumpty when
                        Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am                           G
He said "Screw it, there's a big crowd looking"
      F                        Dm                     C
"I'ma scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around"
                  Bdim      Am
When no one, when no one's around
                  G                      F
When no one, when no one, when no one's around
     Dm                     C
When no one, when no one's ar-