Intro:
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Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay
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Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open 'cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing
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Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay
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Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open 'cause you wouldn't wanna miss a thing

Verse 1:
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It's kinda funny how I paid for college when Youtube was an option
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But then I would've had to spend my best years skipping ads and reading comments
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And when the hell did advertisements get so good, they're like narcotics
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So now I'm spendin' every penny I own, I should have allotted to finishing college

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Verse 2:
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It's kinda funny how I keep debating if someone's shy or if they hate me
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I feel like everyone I know right now is soaking up and getting wasted -Without me-
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And maybe xxx is overrated, but we're to shy to ever say it
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So we pretend we're all amazing, it's 3 am, I should be sleeping

Chorus:
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Would you go running if you saw the real me?
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Maybe you'd love him? Yeah maybe you'd feel me
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But I'll never ask you, no that's super scary
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Sorry to bail, it's already 3 o'clock
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  It's too hard to tell if anything's real or not

Verse 3:
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It's kinda funny how you vote for someone to vote for someone to vote for someone
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And you might end up with someone evil, but you say that he means well
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If I keep on talkin' politics my friends will dip, they're over it
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If I keep on talkin' politics I'm Hamilton, without the hits

Chorus:
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Would you go running if you saw the real me?
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Maybe you'd love him? Yeah maybe you'd feel me
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But I'll never ask you, no that's super scary
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Sorry to bail, it's already 3 o'clock
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  It's too hard to tell if anything's real or not

Post-Chorus:
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Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay
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Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open 'cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing

Bridge:
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Isn't this obvious? Ebm I insane?
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Let's blame our parents cause they taught us their ways
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Stay out of politics, stay on the fence
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Stay out of all of it to keep half of your fans
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Isn't this obvious? Ebm I insane?
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There might be two sides to everything that you say
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It's all a bit cloudy but there's one thing I know
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That if you're xxxxing racist then don't come to my show

-No we have to do one more-

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