Intro:
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Verse 1:
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I don't care if it rains or freezes
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Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
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Goin' 90, it ain't scary
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'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car

Verse 2:
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I'm in the backseat sinnin'
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Jesus up there grinnin'
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
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Green, white, pink or yeller
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I don't care if it keeps my feller
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car

Instrumental:
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Verse 3:
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I don't care if it rains or freezes
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Long as I've got my plastic Jesus
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
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Goin' 90, it ain't scary
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'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car

Verse 4:
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I'm in the backseat sinnin'
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Jesus up there grinnin'
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car
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Green, white, pink or yeller
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I don't care if it keeps my feller
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Sittin' on the dash-board of my car

Instrumental:
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