Intro:
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Are we gonna have a problem
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You got a bone to pick
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You've come so far
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Why now are you pulling on my xxxx
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I'd normally slap your face off
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And everyone here could watch
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But I'm feeling nice
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Here's some advice
Listen up biotch
 
Interlude -x2-: Bbm Db Ab
 
Verse 1:
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I like
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Lookin' hot
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Buying stuff they cannot
 

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I like
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Drinkin' hard
Db           Ab
Maxin' Dad's credit card
 

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I like
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Skippin' gym
Db
Scaring her
Ab
Screwing him
 

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I like
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Killer clothes
Db            Ab
Kickin' nerds in the nose
 

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If you lack the balls
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You can go play dolls
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Let your mommy fix you a snack
 

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Woah!
 
Bbm               Ab
Or you could come smoke
                   Fm
Pound some rum and coke
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In my Porsche with the quarterback
 
Chorus:
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Woah Woah Woah
 

Bbm            Db        Ab
Honey whatchu waitin' for
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Welcome to my candy store
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It's time for you to prove
             Gb        Ab
You're not a loser anymore
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Then step into my candy store
 
Verse 2:
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Guys fall
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At your feet
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Pay the check
Ab
Help you cheat


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All you
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Have to do
Db          Ab
Say goodbye to Shamu
 

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That freak's
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Not your friend
Db         Ab
I can tell in the end


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If she
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Had your shot
Db              Ab
She would leave you to rot
 

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Course if you don't care
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Fine! Go braid her hair
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Maybe Sesame Street is on
 

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Woah!
 

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Or forget that creep
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And get in my jeep
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Let's go tear up someone's lawn
 
Chorus:
Bbm
Woah Woah Woah
 

Bbm            Db        Ab
Honey whatchu waitin' for
              Gb       Ab
Welcome to my candy store
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You've just gotta prove
             Gb        Ab
You're not a pussy anymore
     Ab                 Bbm
Then step into my candy store
 
Bridge:
        Ab
You can join the team
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Or you can xxxxx and moan
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You can live the dream
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Or you can die alone
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You can fly with eagles
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Or if you prefer
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Keep on testing me
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And end up like her
 
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Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about

 me
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Color me stoked!
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I’m so happy!
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Woah!
 

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Woah!
 

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Honey whatchu waiting fo
 

Ab
SHUT UP HEATHER
 

Ab           Gb     Ab
Step into my candy store
                Db
Time for you to prove
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You're not a lame ass anymore
     Ab                  Bbm
Then step into my candy store
 

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It's my candy store
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It's my candy
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It's my candy store
              Bbm
It's my candy
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It's my candy store
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It's my candy sto-ore