F If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore Dm If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a whore-able person Bb If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude Gm But they'll call you a drunk C As soon as you down the first one F If you can't lose the weight Then you're just fat Dm But if you lose too much Then you're on crack Bb You're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't Gm So you might as well just do C Whatever you want So F Make lots of noise Dm And kiss lots of boys F Or kiss lots of girls Bb C If that's something you're into F When the straight and narrow Dm Gets a little too straight Bb Roll up a joint, or don't F Just follow your arrow C F Wherever it points, yeah Dm F Follow your arrow C F Wherever it points Yeah F If you don't go to church You'll go to hell Dm If you're the first one On the front row You're self-righteous Son of a- Bb Can't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Gm Just 'cause you can't beat 'em C Don't mean you should join 'em F Make lots of noise Dm And kiss lots of boys F Or kiss lots of girls Bb C If that's something you're into F When the straight and narrow Dm Gets a little too straight Bb Roll up a joint, or don't F Just follow your arrow C F Wherever it points, yeah Dm F Follow your arrow C F Wherever it points F Say what you feel Love who love Dm 'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun Bb Yeah, you only F Only live once F Make lots of noise Dm And kiss lots of boys F Or kiss lots of girls Bb C If that's what you're into F When the straight and narrow Dm Gets a little too straight Bb Roll up a joint, or don't F Just follow your arrow C F Wherever it points, yeah Dm F Follow your arrow C F Wherever it points
