Verse 1:
                                Eb
Gee but its great to be back home
                            Eb7
Home is where I want to be
                         Ab
I've been on the road so long my friend
                        Eb                     Ab
And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree
                  Eb      Eb7
It's the same old story, yeah

Chorus:
Eb7             Ab        Eb          Bb7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled
       Eb                          Ab
I hear words I never heard in the bible
        Eb                     Cm
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Eb                       Ab
Two steps away from the county line
     Eb                          Ab               Eb
Just trying to keep my customer satisfied, satisfied

Verse 2:
                       Eb
Deputy sheRiff said to me
                            Eb7
"Tell me what you come here for, boy
                             Ab
You better get your bags and flee
                          Eb                      Ab
You're in trouble boy and now you're headed into more"
                  Eb      Eb7
It's the same old story

Chorus:
Eb7            Ab         Eb          Bb7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled
       Eb                          Ab
I hear words I never heard in the bible
        Eb                     Cm
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Eb                       Ab
Two steps away from the county line
     Eb                           Ab          Eb
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied

Bridge:
Eb
Wo-oh ho ho ho
Eb
Wo-oh ho ho ho
Eb
Wo-oh ho ho ho
            Ab
Wo-oh oh oh oh

Chorus:
Eb Fm Ab                   Eb     Eb7
       It's the same old story...
Eb7            Ab         Eb          Bb7
Every where I go, I get slandered, libeled
       Eb                          Ab
I hear words I never heard in the bible
         Eb       Cm
And I'm so.....  tired
    Eb                   Ab
I'm oh-oh oh-oh oh so   tired
     Eb                              Ab          Eb          Bb7
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied -that's right!-

Outro:
   Eb Ab
   Eb Ab
   Eb Cm
   Eb Cm
   Eb Ab