Intro: C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ Em C Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling -nc- ha ha ha! C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ ~ Em C I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling, C D full of...Tarantulas! G A And now that I'm here, C D tonight.. it's gonna get.. C weird! ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C Em C ha ha ha ha! C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ ~ Em C Verse 1: F D Look at these creatures, not enough features G E Cats should breathe fire, bears should sing choir Am C -choir noises idk- C -Spoken: Hmm! Very nice!- F D Look at this tower, under my power! G E Am C Look at these people, puny and feeble! -Woo hoo!- Verse 2: F ~ ~ F ~ ~ Dm ~ ~ E Am Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you F ~ ~ F ~ ~ Dm ~ E Am From the delusions society gave you D Gbm Gravity's a lie! Am E So is the sky F Gbm Gb C Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE! C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ ~ Em C ha ha! C ~ ~ C ~ ~ C ~ ~ Em C -Spoken: WOO! aw man! This is crazy!- Verse 3: F Look at this money! D Who's that, honey? G E Look throughout history, how could you miss me? Am C -Spoken: Seriously, I am ALL over the place!- F Look at this weather, D I could do better! G Mandelbrot rainbows! E Screaming tornadoes! Am C Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada! F D Look at this loser, drinking coffee! G -sips- -nc- Hmm ..Now it's decaf! Am -spits- C hahahahaha! F Look at these people, D calling me evil! G Right back at ya, E Now you're all statues! Am C Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada Verse 5: F A Dm everything you know has disappeared Fm it's gonna get out C weird
