Intro:
    D             G
Whenever I'm alone
   D                  G
or if I'm feeling grey,
        D                 G
there's one place I can go
   D              G7 
to brighten up my day...


   G7                   Dm
It makes me want to sing,
       G7                     Dm
that's how the show should end
    G7             Dm       Dm  -  means one strum-
But wouldn't it be good-if-I...
         F       Dm      A 
...could sing it with a friend?...
     -Dm -
Okay fine whatever, I'll join in too!

Verse:
  G
I might go outside
    D
and feel more alive.
        F                      A
Without Twitter, where would I be?
  G
I guess I'd be fit
    F 
I'd stop posting sh-
rubbish!
    A                  Dm
But tumblr's a part of me!...


        G                    D
There's so many websites and so little time,
     F                      A
plus one or two you should avoid.
-mute-
Just don't stop watching YouTube
   -mute-
or we'll be unemployed!

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?


   F            C
It might be antisocial,
    F                  C
but these days that is fine.
-mute-
'Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!


Interlude:
-mute-
A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky;
-mute-
Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're freaky;
-mute-
Where every question in your head is answered in an instant;
-mute-                              -mute -
Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence?

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
    F               C
Without the internet
   F                  C
we never would have met.
-mute-
We'd never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!

Verse:
-mute-
Who cares if you're a loser and everybody knows it,
-mute-
or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?
-mute-
Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim
-mute -
or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim

Chorus:
    D           G
The Internet is here!
    D           G
The Internet is great!
     Em                 C
When you've got lots of followers,
    G            D
who needs a real mate?

Interlude:
   D            G
It might be antisocial,
    D                  G
but these days that is fine.
       C               D
'Cause life is so much better-
C               D
life is so much better-
-quiet-
C               D
life is so much better when you
-loud again-
F
spend
A7
it
C7
all
B7
on-
G
line!