Verse 1:
Gbm
Table for two that's all sorted
Gbm
I played the man and you bought it
      Gbm
We'll talk over glass like I own it
Gbm
Give me an inch, I'll postpone it
   -nc-
So take a deep breath, a big stretch baby
-nc-
It'll feel like a movie -maybe-
Gbm
   a peptalk in a bathroom corner
E
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
Bm
You met another
Bm
God I'm my mother
D
Think it's in my blood, yeah, I date like
Gbm
Walmart bootleg boss xxxxx
E
Any chips or nuts for the hostage
Bm
  So what the xxxx did I miss?
D
 Why the xxxx did we kiss -hey-

Chorus:
Gbm
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Db7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
Gbm
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
Db7                           Gbm
Call me up again, I won't get weird

Verse 2:
Gbm
Baby what's the deal, do you like me?
       Gbm
Why do karma and girls love to bite me?
        Gbm
I still wait for the pressure to ripen
      Gbm
Guess hot god damn mess is your type then
Gbm
   a peptalk in a bathroom corner
E
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
Bm
You met another
Bm
God I'm my mother
D
Think it's in my blood, yeah, just sit there
Gbm
Tell me I'm attractive
E
 Is she a date or a captive?
    Bm
And I don't know why
D
Making out just made me cry

Chorus:
Gbm
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Db7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
Gbm
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
Db7                           Gbm
Call me up again, I won't get weird
             D
-I won't get weird-
    Bm                  Db7
-Oh call me up again, I won't get weird-

Verse 3:
D       Bm
 No one told me
          Gbm
'Course I stumbled
            E
Where's the reference
D           Bm
 That's the old me
       Db7
God forgive her
D
 Hyped it up
Bm
  Grew a dream
Gbm
   Held your hand
E
 Suppressed a scream
     D
Oh baby please believe me
          Bm                              Db7
Let's not make it deeper than it needs to be

Chorus:
Gbm
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
Db7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
Gbm
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
Db7                           Gbm
Call me up again, I won't get weird