Verse 1: G C Remember when you broke up with your xxxxing ex? Em C God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them G C Em Only took about a hundred million texts C G God, I swear that xxxxx was such a narcissist C Em Everybody knows I love you so C So, so, so much G C Em 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell nc Tell, tell, tell them Chorus: G C That's my xxxxing best friend, that's my xxxxing right hand Em C That's my xxxxing throw up in the bathroom but still love them G C That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend Em C That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend G C That's my xxxxing lifeline, that's my ride or die likе Em C That's my xxxxing hate you but you know that that's a damn lie G C Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend Em C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend G Baby, you're my Post-Chorus: C Em C -Ooh- Baby, you're my Verse 2: G C Em Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you C G If we're both still single by like thirty-two C Em And that xxxx is gonna end up being true C G 'Cause I hate like everyone except for you C Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at two a.m.? Em C Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? G C You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head Em nc So when they ask, I've always said Chorus: G C That's my xxxxing best friend, that's my xxxxing right hand Em C That's my xxxxing throw up in the bathroom but still love them G C That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend Em C That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend G C That's my xxxxing lifeline, that's my ride or die likе Em C That's my xxxxing hate you but you know that that's a damn lie G C Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend Em C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend G Baby, you're my Post-Chorus: C Em C -Ooh- Baby, you're my Outro: G C Em C
