Verse 1:
G                 C
Remember when you broke up with your xxxxing ex?
Em                   C
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
G          C                      Em
Only took about a hundred million texts
                  C                      G
God, I swear that xxxxx was such a narcissist
          C                Em
Everybody knows I love you so
           C
So, so, so much
G                      C             Em
'Cause every time they ask, I always tell
                 nc
Tell, tell, tell them

Chorus:
                  G                              C
That's my xxxxing best friend, that's my xxxxing right hand
                  Em                                 C
That's my xxxxing throw up in the bathroom but still love them
                  G                 C
That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend
                  Em                C
That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend
                  G                           C
That's my xxxxing lifeline, that's my ride or die likе
                  Em                                  C
That's my xxxxing hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
                G                 C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
                Em                C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
                G
Baby, you're my

Post-Chorus:
C     Em    C
-Ooh-

Baby, you're my

Verse 2:
G              C                    Em
Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
                    C                     G
If we're both still single by like thirty-two
                 C                  Em
And that xxxx is gonna end up being true
                   C                   G
'Cause I hate like everyone except for you
                          C
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at two a.m.?
Em                              C
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
G                            C
You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
Em                            nc
So when they ask, I've always said

Chorus:
                  G                              C
That's my xxxxing best friend, that's my xxxxing right hand
                  Em                                 C
That's my xxxxing throw up in the bathroom but still love them
                  G                 C
That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend
                  Em                C
That's my xxxxing best friend, best friend
                  G                           C
That's my xxxxing lifeline, that's my ride or die likе
                  Em                                  C
That's my xxxxing hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
                G                 C
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
                Em                C
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
                G
Baby, you're my


Post-Chorus:
C    Em   C
-Ooh-

Baby, you're my

Outro:
G  C  Em  C