Gb Db Ebm Some people think the perfect fantasy is the girl next door B Gb But my dream girl has got the keys to my heart and home Db I never dreamed that in a million years Ebm B She'd settle for me. Gb Db This room's to let, I only advertised this morning, Ebm But here you are with three months B rent and references that shine beyond Gb Belief. Db Take me to my room, you said, Ebm No time to lose, you said, B And now you're making omelets and you ask me, Ebm Db "Who's that girl on the fridge" B And I'm telling my life story, Db But I guess she's too good for me. Gb She's not my girlfriend, Db Ebm She's just a friend who's a girl, B She's my colleague, she's my best mate, Gb She rocks my world, Db Ebm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, B Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. Interlude: Gb Db Ebm B Gb Db A quiet night in, but we won't even know you're here, Ebm No phones, no interruptions, B Gb Maybe now's my chance to tell her how I feel. Db But now you're here and I can't think, Ebm B So why not stay and have a drink? I don't mind if you don't mind. Do you want to stay? I don't mind. Great. Ebm Db And now she's going to live with monkeys, B See the world and disappear, Db Gbm I what's keeping her here? Gb She's not my girlfriend, Db She's just a friend who's a girl, Ebm She's my colleague, she's my best mate, B She rocks my world, Gb Db Ebm I wanna tell her, but I just can't find the time, Or find the words, B Oh, for God's sake, kiss the girl. Gb Db Ebm I can't take this anymore. B Gb I want you to go, cause you're talking to a cat, Db Ebm B And everybody loves you, and you're better than me at football and my job, Gb Db And now Sophie's all "Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys" Ebm B You're going to take her away from me. Gb Db Alright, I didn't want to do this, Ebm But it might be the only way B Gb The world will end if you don't concentrate on why you want to stay. Db Ebm B So, Mr. Sofa Man, what's keeping you here? Gb Sophie! I don't wanna leave, Db Sophie! I can't leave, Ebm Sophie! B I love you, Sophie. Gb Db But what about the monkeys? Ebm Oh, not again, not when the world's about to burn, B Just, for God's sake, Gb Kiss the girl.
