Intro:
Woo Hoo Hoo                      Woo Hoo
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 Hoo
| B    | E    | Abm  | Gb   | Gb   |
 
Verse 1:
B                         E
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
Abm               Gb
One Prozac a day, husband's a cpa
B                            E
Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24
Abm                     Gb
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan
 
Verse 2:
B                            E
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
Abm                         Gb
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of White Snake’s car
B              E
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Abm                       Gb
Looks at her average life and nothing, has been all right since
 
Chorus 1:
      B                     E
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
          Abm                A
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
    B                              E
Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
       Abm                     A
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985, 1985
 
Interlude: B   E   Abm   Gb
 
Verse 3:
B                            E
She’s seen all the classics, she knows every line
Abm                             Gb
Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire
B                       E
She rocked out to Wham, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Abm                      Gb
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran
 
Verse 4:
B                     E
Wears the mini-skirt, made of snakeskin
Abm                            Gb
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
B                E
When did reality become T.V.
Abm                   Gb
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows, on the radio
 
Chorus 2:
B                     E
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
          Abm                A
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
    B                              E
Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
       Abm                     A
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985
 
Solo: B   E   Abm   Gb
 
Verse 5:
B               E
She hates time, make it stop
Abm                         Gb
When did Motley Crue become classic rock
B                 E
And when did Ozzy become an actor
Abm              Gb          -nc-
Please make this stop, stop, stop, and bring back
 
Chorus 3:
B                     E
Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
          Abm                A
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
    B                              E
Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
       Abm                     A
'Cause she's still preoccupied 1985
      B                     E
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
          Abm                A
There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV
    B                              E
Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
       Abm                     A            -nc-
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985