Intro: F Am F Am Bb C Dm Am Bb Now the show is done F A Dm I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun Am And if you watch this thing alone Bb F A You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose Dm Am But if you hated it, that’s fair Bb F C But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire? F A Bb On a scale from one to zero, are you happy? F A Bb ‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy? F A Bb I’m open to suggestions, are you happy? F Gm A7 Bb But what the xxxx kind of question is "Am I happy?" F A Dm I really wanna try to get happy Bb And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always F A Bb Panic every time I’m unhappy like F I’m owed some life A Where I’m always, like, happy Dm Bb Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it F A Bb Bbm Wait, oh god, my dad was right F A Bb So if you know or ever knew how to be happy F A Bb On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? F A Bb You’re everything you hated, are you happy? F A Bb Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy? Outro: F Am F Am Bb C
