Verse 1:
E Dbm
Hold still, my sweet
A B
I'm trying to measure
E Dbm
The space between
A B
Your molar and your jaw
E Dbm
This caliper
A B
No cause for fear
E
No, it,
Dbm
It doesn't hurt
A B
It only helps me measure
E Dbm
How much skin you have
A B E Dbm
In the topmost layer of fat
A B
But I won't make that incision
E Dbm
Until you're nice and numb
A B E Dbm
Oh, and laughing gas can be so much fun
A B
Please don't doubt my decision
Chorus:
Dbm
This will be ooh!
E
This will be aah!
A Ab
This will be absolutely whee!
Dbm E
This will be nice, this will be neat
A Ab
And bring you closer to me
Dbm E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
A
I'm not gonna hurt you
Ab
Yet
Dbm E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
Ab
A lot of blood-letting
Dbm E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading
A Ab
But cutting you up will be so refreshing
Dbm E A Ab
For me
Dbm E A Ab
Refreshing for me, yeah
Verse 2:
E Dbm
No, don't you cry
A B
And don't call Miriam
E Dbm
She's my alibi
A B
Oh, let me check your toes out
E Dbm
Aren't your toenails cute
A B E Dbm
And red is such a lovely colour on you
A B
But you won't be needing those
E Dbm
When you've got no knees
A B E Dbm
Or shins, or pinky fingers, or arteries
A B
So hold still while I remove them
E Dbm
Oh, and don't fight back
A B E
I think you'll find you're missing the point
Dbm
With that
A B
That's enough out of you!
Chorus:
Dbm
This will be ooh!
E
This will be aah!
A Ab
This will be absolutely whee!
Dbm E
This will be nice, this will be neat
A Ab
And bring you closer to me
Dbm E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
A
I'm not gonna hurt you
Ab
Yet
Dbm E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
Ab
A lot of blood-letting
Dbm E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading
A Ab
But cutting you up will be so refreshing
Dbm E A Ab
For me
Dbm E A Ab
Refreshing for me, yeah
Bridge:
Dbm E
Well once upon a time
A Ab
That's where the plot begins
Dbm E
And right after the end,
A Ab
Well that's where the plot thins, and
Dbm E A Ab
I've got no angel to keep me in line
Dbm E
So I'm taking your narrative
A Ab
And I'm making it mine
Dbm B
'Cause I'm all out of hurt
A Ab
You've used up all I got
Dbm B
So I'm chopping you up
A Ab
And still coming up squat
Dbm B
If I wanted to bleed
A Ab
I'd just roll up my sleeve
Dbm E
And saw,and saw,
A Ab
And saw,and saw,
Dbm E
And saw, and saw,
A Ab
And saw, and saw,
Dbm E
And saw, yeah
Chorus:
Dbm
This will be ooh!
E
This will be aah!
A Ab
This will be absolutely whee!
Dbm E
This will be nice, this will be neat
A Ab
And bring you closer to me
Dbm E
So don't you squirm, don't you fret
A
I'm not gonna hurt you
Ab
Yet
Dbm E
I just feel the need to be getting
A
A little of you
Ab
A lot of blood-letting
Dbm E
I know the sensation you're probably dreading
Outro:
A Ab
But there's one thing you're forgetting
Dbm E
There's nothing like the thrill of a shred, again
A Ab
This is no orthodox beheading
Dbm E A Ab
I'm cutting you up
Dbm E A Ab
Cutting you up
Dbm E
Cutting you up is gonna be
A Ab
So refreshing
Dbm E A Ab
For me
Dbm E A Ab
Refreshing for me, yeah
Dbm
Refreshing for me
Outro: E A Ab Dbm
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-2 and change Gb to F#m (works best for me)