Intro -x2-: Ab C7 Fm7 Dbmaj7 Verse 1: Ab C7 This isn't xxx and the City Fm7 Dbmaj7 Nobody's watching me write in my room Ab C7 And anyway, when I get home I take off my cool clothes Fm7 Dbmaj7 'Cause why would I stay in those? Ab C7 I go to the bar, it's monumental Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab And if he's hot and seems into it, it's accidental C7 Fm7 What's it like to be admired? Dbmaj7 Hot and desired? Verse 2: Ab C7 This isn't xxx and the City Fm7 Dbmaj7 Nobody sees me and knows of my column Ab C7 Nobody sees me at all is the problem Fm7 But of course when they do Dbmaj7 They're not the one that I wanted Ab C7 When I go to the bar, I'm a believer Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab So if it's not in the stars, then I don't want it either C7 Fm7 I say goodbye and take the bottle Dbmaj7 Ab I've never been stronger Chorus: C7 Call the Uber and I Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby C7 That's my song they're playing Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe? C7 Fm7 Cause I'm drunk and I'm high so I'm crossed Dbmaj7 Ab Didn't score any guys so I'm lost C7 Fm7 That's all for now Mr. Driver Dbmaj7 I'm rating you 5 stars Verse 3: Ab C7 If this was xxx and the City Fm7 Dbmaj7 I'd get in and he would have already called me Ab But instead I'm in the shower C7 Gotta feel a warm touch somehow Fm7 Dbmaj7 Now I'm ready to go back out Ab And he's here at the bar C7 God is he boring Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab I wanna wake up and make up with him in the morning C7 Fm7 He calls a car to his apartment Dbmaj7 Ab I guess there's a god, then C7 Fm7 The seat is up, the place is haunted Dbmaj7 Ab He's heating up and eating up a pizza pocket C7 Fm7 I wanted one but he forgot it Dbmaj7 He's off his meds and he's an artist Bridge: Ab C7 Touching my leg, you don't have a headboard Fm7 Dbmaj7 Do that again, I think that I want more Ab C7 If this is it, then what is it all for? Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab Let's make it quick, and I'm leaving out the front door Chorus: C7 Call the Uber and I Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby C7 That xxxx's overrrated Fm7 Dbmaj7 Ab Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe? C7 Fm7 I was drunk, I was high, I was crossed Dbmaj7 Ab He's the love of my life -no he's not!- C7 Fm7 I could have guessed, I'm swearing by it Dbmaj7 Ab But I guess you never know until you go and try it C7 Fm7 What it's like to be admired, hot and desired
