Verse 1:
Bb Gm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
Bb Gm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
Eb F
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
Bb F
Waaaaa
Bb
Who made the cut?
Eb F
The nerd, the prude,
Gm Eb
the never-was, the always-nude,
F D
The ones who’d never utter
Gm
“wallelujah.”
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah…
Eb
Assist Trophy
Bb F Bb
Walui-i-gi.
Verse 2:
Bb Gm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
Bb Gm
You opted for the pterosaur,
Eb F
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
Bb F
said “booyah!”
Bb Eb F
I said “An Echo would be fine”
Gm Eb
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
F D
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Gm
Wallelujah!
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah…
Eb
Wallelujah,
Bb F Bb
Walui-i-gi.
Verse 3:
Bb Gm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
Bb Gm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
Eb F
But even so, who the heck asked for
Bb F
Pichu!? Waaaa.
Bb Eb F
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Gm Eb
Punch some mascots in the face?
F D
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Gm
Wallelujah!
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah
Eb
Wallelujah.
Bb F Bb
Walui-i-gi...
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”
