Wa-Elegy (Waluigi’s Assist Trophy Song)

Verse 1:
          Bb                Gm
Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
    Bb                     Gm
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
     Eb                  F
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to
Bb  F
Waaaaa
 
Bb
Who made the cut?
    Eb        F
The nerd, the prude,
    Gm             Eb
the never-was, the always-nude,
    F                D
The ones who’d never utter
Gm
“wallelujah.”
 
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah…
Eb
Assist Trophy
Bb    F Bb
Walui-i-gi.
 
Verse 2:
    Bb              Gm
But baby, I’ve been here before.
    Bb            Gm
You opted for the pterosaur,
     Eb                    F
Some squid thing showed up and the fans
      Bb      F
said “booyah!”
 
  Bb            Eb       F
I said “An Echo would be fine”
    Gm                  Eb
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
       F               D
It’s a cold and it’s a broken
Gm
Wallelujah!
 
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah…
Eb
Wallelujah,
Bb    F Bb
Walui-i-gi.
 
Verse 3:
    Bb           Gm
Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
    Bb                 Gm
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
    Eb               F
But even so, who the heck asked for
Bb          F
Pichu!? Waaaa.
 
    Bb               Eb      F
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Gm                 Eb
Punch some mascots in the face?
     F               D
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah!
Gm
Wallelujah!
 
Chorus:
Eb
Wallelujah,
Gm
Wallelujah
Eb
Wallelujah.
Bb    F Bb
Walui-i-gi...
 
“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”
 Aransemen ini adalah interpretasi pribadi dari kontributornya, dibagikan untuk studi pribadi, edukasi, dan penggunaan non-komersial. Lagu, lirik, dan musik yang mendasarinya tetap menjadi milik pemegang hak ciptanya. Untuk meminta penghapusan, lihat Pernyataan Hukum.