Intro: Eb Bb Eb Db G7 Joy: C Fm Dm Why would a fellow want a girl like her, C G9 G7 a frail and fluffy beauty? C F Dm Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer C G7 C a solid girl like me? Portia: C Dm7 G7 Dm She’s a frothy little bubble G7 xC-add9-x C With a flimsy kind of charm, Cmaj7 C9 Am7 D9 B7 And with very little trouble Em I could break her little arm! Joy: C F Dm Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her, C G9 G7 So obviously unusual? C F Dm Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer C G7 C a usual girl like me? Portia: F C Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink, F Cdim7 C But not any pinker than a rose is. Joy: F C Her skin may be delicate and soft, Am D9 G7 But not any softer than a doe’s is. Portia: C7 F C Her neck is no whiter than a swan’s. Joy: F Cdim7 C She’s only as dainty as a daisy. Portia: F C She’s only as graceful as a bird. Both: Am D9 G7 So why is the fellow going crazy? Chorus: C F Dm Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her, C G9 G7 a girl who’s merely lovely? C F Dm Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer C E7 Am a girl who’s merely me? Joy: C Dm7 G7 Dm She’s a frothy little bubble G7 xC-add9-x C With a frilly sort of air, Cmaj7 C9 Am7 D9 B7 And with very little trouble Em I could pull out all her hair! Chorus: C F Dm Oh, why would a fellow want a girl like her, C G9 G7 a girl who’s merely lovely? C F Dm Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer C E7 Am a girl who’s merely me? Outro: Dm What’s the matter with the man? G7 What’s the matter with the man? C What’s the matter with the man?
