Intro -x2-: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Verse: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Hey mister, where you headed? B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Are you in a hurry? B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Need a lift to happy hour. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Say oh no. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Do you brake for distilled spirits? B5 A5 Ab5 G5 I need a break as well. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 The well that inebriates the guilt. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4. Interlude: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 -x3- B5 A5 Ab5 Verse: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Fermented salmonella poison oak no B5 A5 Ab5 G5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4. Interlude -x4-: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Chorus: E Gb5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Troubled times, you know I can not lie. E Gb5 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride. Interlude -x2-: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Verse: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating. B5 A5 Ab5 G5 My tongue is swelling up, I say xxxx! Solo -x8-: B5 D5 G5 Gb5 Chorus: E Gb5 B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Troubled times, you know I can not lie. E Gb5 B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 G5 I'm hitchin' a ride. B5 D5 Ab5 I'm hitchin' a ride.
