Intro -x2-: Gm Eb Bb F Verse: Gm Eb Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see Bb F You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Gm Eb Don't know if you can read or if you've seen Bb F The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine Eb The latest trend has hit its peak F F They say that geek's becomin' chic Gm Eb So now you're out of style as you can be Bb F And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Gm Eb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Verse: Gm Eb Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing Bb F While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Gm Eb See you pose a part of nerd society Bb F My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree Eb Eb Watched my Next Gen every night Bb F Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Gm Eb Bb Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me F I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Gm Eb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Bb And I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Gm Eb Bb F Verse: Gm Eb Role reversal must be a total drag Bb F But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Gm Eb I appreciate you for being cruel Bb F I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel Eb Got my in-jokes you won't get Bb F Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Gm Eb So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb Bb F You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Gm Eb Got my comics Bb F Got my games Gm Eb All the things you Bb F thought were lame Gm Eb Got my cosplay Bb F Fanfic too Gm Eb Got you pegged Bb F s t f u Gm Eb To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Bb Now I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Gm Eb You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool Bb And I'm the one that's cool F I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Gm Eb Bb F Outro: Gm
