Intro -x2-: Gbm D A E Verse: Gbm D Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see A E You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Gbm D Don't know if you can read or if you've seen A E The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine D The latest trend has hit its peak E E They say that geek's becomin' chic Gbm D So now you're out of style as you can be A E And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Chorus: Gbm D To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Verse: Gbm D Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing A E While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Gbm D See you pose a part of nerd society A E My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree D D Watched my Next Gen every night A E Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Gbm D A Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me E I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Chorus: Gbm D To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool A And I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Interlude: Gbm D A E Verse: Gbm D Role reversal must be a total drag A E But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Gbm D I appreciate you for being cruel A E I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel D Got my in-jokes you won't get A E Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Gbm D So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb A E You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Gbm D Got my comics A E Got my games Gbm D All the things you A E thought were lame Gbm D Got my cosplay A E Fanfic too Gbm D Got you pegged A E s t f u Gbm D To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D To all the prom queen xxxxxes thinking they still rule A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool A Now I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Gbm D You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool A And I'm the one that's cool E I'm the one that's cool Solo -x4-: Gbm D A E Outro: Gbm
