Intro: E Gb Gb E E Verse: B Ebm E Gb The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload, B Ebm And nobody's gonna go to school today, she’s gonna E Gb Make them stay at home, E Gb And daddy doesn't understand it, B B E He always said she was good as gold. E E And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons, E Gb Gb7 What reasons do you need to be shown? Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E Gb Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E Gb I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, B Ebm E Gb Gb E E The whole day down. Verse: B Ebm The Telex machine is kept so clean, E Gb And it types to a waiting world, B Ebm And Mother feels so shocked; Father's world is rocked, E Gb And their thoughts turn to their own little girl. E Gb Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen, B E No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat, E E They can see no reasons cos there are no reasons E Gb Gb7 What reasons do you need? Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E Gb Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E Gb I wanna shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh, Ebsus4 Ebm Ebsus4 Ebm B Bsus4 B The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down... Interlude: Ebsus4 Ebm Ebsus4 Ebm E Gb B Verse: -xB-x And all the B Ebm Playing’s stopped in the playground, now. E Gb Gb Gb She wants to play with her toys a while. B Ebm And school's out early and soon we'll be learning E Gb Gb Gb And the lesson today is how to die. E Gbsus4 And then the bullhorn crackles, and the captain tackles, B E B E With the problems and the how's and why's E E And he can see no reasons, cos there are no reasons E Gb Gb7 What reason do you need to die, die? Ooohh Chorus: B B Tell me why I don't like Mondays, E Gb Tell me why I don't like Mondays, B B E Gb Tell me why I don’t like, I don’t like, -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays B Ebm E Gb Tell me why, I don’t like, I don’t like -tell me why- I don’t like Mondays, B Ebm Tell me why I don’t like Mondays, E Gb I want to shoot, Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh... B The. Whole. Day. Down... Ebm E Gb B -Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-ooh, ooooooh.-
