Intro: G Bm Em Em7 C C Verse: G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C C Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh C F Em C I saw the photograph Verse: G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C C Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em Em7 a crowd of people stood and stared C F They'd seen his face before Em Nobody was really sure Em7 C If he was from the House of Lords Verse: G Bm Em Em7 I saw a film today oh boy C C Asus2 The English Army had just won the war G Bm Em Em7 a crowd of people turned away C F Em But I just had to look Em7 C Having read the book -no chords- I'd love to turn you on Bridge: E Woke up, fell out of bed Dsus2 Dragged a comb across my head E B7sus4 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B7sus4 -xB7-x And looking up I noticed I was late -ha ha ha.- E Found my coat and grabbed my hat Dsus2 Made the bus in seconds flat E B7sus4 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B7sus4 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. Interlude: C G D A E C G D A |E D C D| -Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Verse: G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C C Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small C F They had to count them all Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall -no chords- I'd love to turn you on.
