Intro: Dm Am

Verse 1:
F C G  Dm
     a longass xxxxing time ago

In a town called Kickapoo
      Am
There lived a humble family

Religious through and through
    F
But yea, there was a black sheep
       C                   G
And he knew just what to do
    Dm
His name was young J.b

And he refused to step in line
  Am
a vision he did see

Of xxxxing rocking all the time
   F
He wrote a tasty jam
            C              G
And all the planets did align

Verse 2:
        A
Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing
     C
As I stepped into his cave
       G
Then I sliced his xxxxing cockles
       Bb
With a long and shiny blade
      A
'Twas I who xxxxed the dragon
        C
xxxxali , sing xxxxaloo
    G
And if you try to xxxx with me
      Bb               A
Then I  shall xxxx you too

Bridge:
C                G               A
 Got to get it on in the party zone
C                      G               A
 I gots to shoot a load in the party zone
C                  G               A
 Got to lick a toad in the party zone
C              G                    A
 Got to suck a chode in the party zone

Verse 3:
G Bb F Ab       G
         You've disobeyed my orders, son
    Bb
Why were you ever born
     F
Your brother's ten times better than you
  Ab
Jesus loves him more
     G
This music that you play for us
      Bb
Comes from the depths of Hell
F
Rock and Roll's the Devil's work
   Ab
He wants you to rebel
         G
You'll become a mindless puppet
      Bb
Beelzebub will pull the strings
     F
Your heart will lose direction
    Ab            G
And chaos it will bring

Bridge:
Bb                          F
  You better shut your mouth
                        G
You better watch your tone
Bb                      F
  You're grounded for a week
               G
With no telephone
Bb                         F
  Don't let me hear you cry
                         G
Don't let me hear you moan
Bb                          F
  You got to praise the Lord
                    G
When you're in my home

Break:
G
Dio, can you hear me?
     Bb
I am lost and so alone
    F
I'm asking for your guidance
          Ab
Won't you come down from your throne?
  G
I need a tight compadre
         Bb
Who will teach me how to rock
   F
My father thinks you're evil
         Ab
But man, he can suck a cock
G
Rock is not the Devil's work
     Bb
It's magical and rad
     F
I'll never rock as long as I am
Ab                 G
Stuck here with my Dad

Verse 4:
Ab F Bb Ab  C
          I hear you, brave young Jables

You are hungry for the rock

But to learn the ancient method
          Bb
Sacred doors you must unlock
  C
Escape your father's clutches

And this oppressive neighborhood

On a journey you must go
            Bb           C
To find the land of Hollywood

Verse 5:
       Cm
In the City of Fallen Angels
          Fm                Ab
Where the ocean meets the sand
         Cm
You will form a strong alliance
        Fm                   Ab
And the world's most awesome band
   Cm
To find your fame and fortune
            Fm                Ab
Through the Valley you must walk
         Cm
You will face your inner demons
    Fm     Ab       G Eb5 G Eb5 D5
Now go, my son, and Ro___ck

Bridge:
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Verse 6:
C5 Eb5 F5      Gm
         So he bailed from xxxxing Kickapoo

With hunger in his heart
       Dm
And he journeyed far and wide

To find the secrets of his art
    Bb
But in the end he knew
              F                 C
That he would find his counterpart

Outro:
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Ro___ck
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Ro___ck.
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