Intro: Abm B Gb Gb
 
Verse 1:
Abm  B           Gb               Abm
    What did you think I'd say to that?
       B       Gb                  Abm
Does a scorpion sting when fighting back?
     B    Gb                Abm     B   Gb
They strike to kill, and you know I will
Abm        B    Gb
 You know I will
Abm  B          Gb                 Abm
    What do you sing on your drive home?
       B     Gb                     Abm
Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn?
         Abm     B
Does she smile?
Gb           Abm           B     Gb
 Or does she mouth, "xxxx you forever"?
 
Pre-Chorus:
B Gb             Db               B       Gb
   Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy
Db
What G#out that?
B Gb            Db                  B       Gb     Db
    And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry
 
Chorus:
            B             Gb  Db
And there's nothing like a mad woman
       B             Gb  Db
What a shame she went mad
B             Gb  Db
No one likes a mad woman
    B            Gb   Db
You made her like that
           B        Gb            Db
And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out
        B       Gb       Db
And you find something to wrap your noose around
B Gb             Db              B Gb Db
      And there's nothing like a mad      woman
 
Interlude: Abm B Gb Gb
 
Verse 2:
Abm B            Gb                 Abm
   Now I breathe flames each time I talk
   B          Gb             Abm
My cannons all firin' at your yacht
     B  Gb                  Abm     B    Gb
They say, "Move on," but you know I won't
Abm     B         Gb              Abm
   And women like hunting witches too
B         Gb                Abm
Doing your dirtiest work for you
     B           Gb
It's obvious that wanting me dead
           Abm          B    Gb
Has really brought you two together
 
Pre-Chorus:
B Gb             Db               B       Gb
   Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy
Db
What G#out that?
B Gb            Db                  B       Gb     Db
    And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry
 
Chorus:
            B             Gb  Db
And there's nothing like a mad woman
       B             Gb  Db
What a shame she went mad
B             Gb  Db
No one likes a mad woman
    B            Gb   Db
You made her like that
           B        Gb            Db
And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out
        B       Gb       Db
And you find something to wrap your noose around
B Gb             Db              B Gb Db
      And there's nothing like a mad      woman
 
Bridge:
B Abm    Gb              B        Gb
     I'm taking my time, taking my time
       Db                  B     Abm
'Cause you took everything from me
Gb                  B           Gb
Watching you climb, watching you climb
Db               B Abm
Over people like me
    Gb                   B          Gb
The master of spin has a couple side flings
Db                B   Abm
Good wives always know
Gb                           B            Gb
She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but
 
Outro:
Db              B Abm Gb
No one likes a mad      woman
B Gb       Db                  B Abm Gb Gb
     What a shame she went mad
B Gb   Db
    You made her like that

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