Verse 1: G Em C D Unfortunately I am G Em C D Ebm My own dog, my own fur companion Em A My own old lady on a forum C Cm Who types in glittery decorum G Em C D Unfortunately I take G Em C D Ebm Myself out walking every day Em A I hand my legs to the feet and C Cm I give my head to the leash Chorus: Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G E7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G Am Bm Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life Verse 2: G Em C D I can't smell well, or tell the time. G Em C D Eb Not K through 8, nor K - 9. Em A -For human, grossly underqualified C Cm For canine, grossly overqualified- G Em C D I don’t blend in at Pet-Smart G Em C D Eb That truth remains for the Walmart Em A 'Cause in either case they say to me C Cm "What the xxxx is lost in aisle 3?" Chorus: Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 What’s a human being gotta be like Am D What’s a way to just be competent G E7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Am D Every other day I’m wondering G E7 Was it a mistake to try and define Am D What I’m certain’s mad incompetence G Am Bm Cm These sweet instincts ruin my life Solo: Am D G E Am D G G ----Key Change---- Verse 3: A Gbm D E Just watch me, moving far away A Gbm D E Fm Nobody even knows my name and Gbm B No one suspects that I’m not fine, and D Dm Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein A Gbm D E Just look at Victor in la A Gbm D E Fm And Syd with the y; State U of A, Gbm B And all the majors at the labels - D Dm Rebooting soon as I am able Chorus: Bm E Every other day I’m wondering A Gb7 What’s a human being gotta be like Bm E What’s a way to just be competent A Gb7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Every other day I’m wondering A Gb7 Was it a mistake to try and define Bm E What I’m certain’s mad incompetence A Gb7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Outro: Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A Gb7 Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A Gb7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A Gb7 Da da da da da da dadada Bm E Da da da da da da dadada A Gb7 These sweet instincts ruin my life Outro Chords: Bm E A Gb7 Bm E A
