Verse 1:
                  C      Em
My dad's condom broke in 97'
        Am                Em                           C
Now I exist, so I can pay bills and have crippling depression
              Em             Am
They said congrats on being born
           Em                     F
Now get a job you lazy capitalist, wh re

Chorus:
C               C
They say they care
               F                              Fm
If you live or die, but they just need your labor
              C
It's all a lie
C       C
I live to work
      C          F
My dreams get shot
             Fm                     C
If I kill myself it is employment cost

Verse 2:
C                      G
So it's a 9 to 5 till death
          F              G                      C
Or it's a minimum wage gig where you won't get fat
                 G                     F
And you start to hate, the whole human race
          G                                C
For not fixing this world before it's too late

Chorus:
C               C
They say they care
                 F                            Fm
If you live or die, but they just need your labor
              C
It's all a lie
C       C
I live to work
      C          F
My dreams get shot
             Fm                     C
If I kill myself it is employment cost

Verse 3:
      C
You missed your kid's birthday
       Ab
It was only last week
     Am
The office stays late

            Fm                    C          Ab
Now you're falling asleep at the wheel (at the wheel)

Chorus:
C               C
They say they care
               F                              Fm
If you live or die, but they just need your labor
              C
It's all a lie
C       C
I live to work
      C          F
My dreams get shot
             Fm                     C
If I kill myself it is employment cost