Intro: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| Verse: A E There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A You gotta keep it beatin' E For all the hoppin' cretins Chorus: B E B E Cretin! Cretin! Verse - same chords A and E -: I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doin' the Cretin Hop Chorus: B E B E Cretin! Cretin! Interlude - x2 -: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more Interlude - x2 -: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven Verse: A E There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' A You gotta keep it beatin' E For all the hoppin' cretins Chorus: B E B E Cretin! Cretin! Verse: I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won't stop Doin' the Cretin Hop Chorus: B E B E Cretin! Cretin! Interlude - x2 -: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more Interlude - x2 -: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven Interlude - x4 -: xA|--------------------------| xE|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----| xC|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----| xG|--------------------------| Outro: E
