Intro:                        
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

Verse:
A                                           E 
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A 
You gotta keep it beatin'
                         E 
For all the hoppin' cretins

Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

Verse ( same chords A and E ):
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

Interlude ( x2 ):
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more

Interlude ( x2 ):
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

Verse:
A                                           E 
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A 
You gotta keep it beatin'
                         E 
For all the hoppin' cretins

Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

Verse:
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop

Chorus:
B    E   B    E 
Cretin! Cretin!

Interlude ( x2 ):
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more

Interlude ( x2 ):
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

Interlude ( x4 ):
 A|--------------------------|
 E|-77--5-5--7-777777-555----|
 C|-44--4-4--4-444444-222----|
 g|--------------------------|

Outro: E     Aransemen ini adalah interpretasi pribadi dari kontributornya, dibagikan untuk studi pribadi, edukasi, dan penggunaan non-komersial. Lagu, lirik, dan musik yang mendasarinya tetap menjadi milik pemegang hak ciptanya. Untuk meminta penghapusan, lihat Pernyataan Hukum.