Intro: | D A | A | D G | G |

Verse 1:
  D         A      D          G
I see her online all the time
   D             A
I'm trying not to stare down there
                      D          G
While she talks about her tough time
 D          A                 D          G
Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean
         D                    A
There's something about her stare that makes you nervous
                          D          G
And you say things that you don't mean

Pre-Chorus:
Em
Well, I found a hotel
D  
I called up the twins
Em                                  D  
It's seven in the morning, so they won't let me in
  Em                         D                       A
I need to get back, I gotta see the girl on the screen

Chorus:
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                        G
If you took off your clothes
         A
I'm not playing with you, baby
    Bm                                G
I think that you should give it a go"
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                         G
If you took off your clothes"
         A
I wanna see and stop thinking
           Bm                    Em        D          G
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know


D
-Repeated measures with constant strum-

Verse 2:
D     A                             D      G
I've been wearing nothing every time I call you

And I'm starting to feel weird about it
    D    A
And sometimes it's better if you think about
D      G
This time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
  D         A
I see her online and I don't think that I should be calling
D        G
All the time, I just wanted a happy ending
        D               A
I'm pretending I don't care about her stare
                         D      G
While she's giving me a tough time

Pre-Chorus:
Em                         D  
Well, I found a motel, it looked like the pits
   Em                                 D  
I think there'd been a murder so we couldn't get in
  Em                           D                   A
I need to get back, I gotta see the girl on the screen

Chorus 2:
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                        G
If you took off your clothes
         A
I'm not playing with you, baby
    Bm                                G
I think that you should give it a go"
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                         G
If you took off your clothes"
         A
I wanna see and stop thinking
           Bm                    Em        D          G
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know
          Em        D          G
If you're too shy then let me know
          Em        D          G
If you're too shy then let me go

Instrumental:
   A Bm G -x4-
   Em D G -x3-

Chorus:
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                        G
If you took off your clothes
         A
I'm not playing with you, baby
    Bm                                G
I think that you should give it a go"
           A                        Bm
She said, "Maybe I would like you better
                         G
If you took off your clothes"
         A
I wanna see and stop thinking
           Bm                    Em        D          G
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know