Verse: Gm7 -Here lies Charlie. C7 Fmaj7 D You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone.- Gm7 He kept his showers ice cold, C7 Used eco-friendly lightbulbs Fmaj7 D Rode his bicycle to work when the gasoline price rose Gm7 C7 He'd judge with no pretense, fish on the weekends Fmaj7 D Each morning, get up, do the Pledge of Allegience Gm7 C7 Never swim in the ocean, for fear of shark attacks Fmaj7 D Bi-monthly get his wife a rose with a card attached Gm7 C7 Avoiding all the little things that were hard to ask Fmaj7 D Had a car crash, cardiac arrest, died of a heart attack Gm7 C7 Up the golden escalator, all his friends and neighbors Fmaj7 D Huddled there in prayer around the respirator Gm7 C7 Catch you later, I'm off to see the man upstairs Fmaj7 They all look like ants from here D Stars and crystal chandaliers Gm7 There was an angel at the entrance C7 Checking off a guest list Fmaj7 D Charlie wasn't on it, and was ushered to the exit Gm7 C7 Fmaj7 D His heart sank, he was breathless Gm7 Excuse me, sir! C7 There must be someone you've confused me for Fmaj7 D If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform Gm7 C7 I go to church on Sunday, truly, usually more! Fmaj7 D Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door! Gm7 Excuse me, sir! C7 There must be someone you've confused me for Fmaj7 D If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform Gm7 C7 I go to church on sunday, truly, usually more! Fmaj7 D Screaming at the angels while they pushed him through the door! Gm7 C7 "G#andon all hope, all ye who enter." Fmaj7 D It was a horrifying sign, but sounded like a neat adventure. Gm7 C7 Far beyond the halos and the castles in the clouds Fmaj7 D Fatsos squealing, shackled with some apples in their mouths Gm7 C7 Attention whores in padded bras hanging from extension cords Fmaj7 D Tortured with the products from their favorite catalogs Gm7 C7 Here, we buy and sell a million kinds of Hell Fmaj7 D Imagination is the limit to the devil's clientelle Gm7 C7 Up a dingy elevator, no televised debate Fmaj7 Will save you from the Hell you paid for D Sorry buddy, smell you later Gm7 Side-stepped fate C7 Went right for the gate Fmaj7 D But you know the devil, he loves a good chase! Gm7 C7 There was a demon at the entrance, making X's on a checklist Fmaj7 D Who would kick you in the ass when you begged him for repentance Gm7 C7 Those tempted by the senses with the cruelest of intentions Fmaj7 D Charlie's heart sank, he was breathless Gm7 Excuse me, sir! C7 There must be someone you've confused me for Fmaj7 D If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform Gm7 C7 I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before Fmaj7 D Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door! Gm7 Excuse me, sir! C7 There must be someone you've confused me for Fmaj7 D If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform Gm7 C7 I really don't belong here, I know you've heard the tune before Fmaj7 D Screaming at the demons while they pushed him through the door! Gm7 C7 You can run from your demons until you are exhausted Fmaj7 D One day you will have to stop and find out what they wanted Gm7 C7 Fmaj7 D a-running from those demons until you are exhausted Gm7 C7 You can run to those angels until you are exhausted Fmaj7 D One day you will have to stop and question what they wanted Gm7 C7 Fmaj7 D Keep on running to those angels until you are exhausted Gm7 Excuse me, sir! C7 There must be someone you've confused me for Fmaj7 D If I could see someone who knew me or someone in uniform -I don't want to die- Gm7 C7 Fmaj7 D I really don’t belong here, I know you’ve heard the tune before -Please don’t let me die- -Repeat End Chorus Fainter as Many Times as You’d Like-
