Intro -x2-: C G Am F
 
Verse 1:
C                                  G
  You booked the night train for a reason
             Am                F
So you could sit there in this hurt
C                           G
  Bustling crowds or silent sleepers
       Am                F
You're not sure which is worse
 
Chorus:
         C                               G
Because I dropped your hand while dancing
                           Am
Left you out there standing
 
Crestfallen on the landing
F
Champagne problems
C                               G
  Your mom's ring in your pocket
                         Am
My picture in your wallet
 
Your heart was glass, I dropped it
F
Champagne problems
 
Interlude: C G Am F
 
Verse 2:
C                            G
  You told your family for a reason
    Am               F
You couldn't keep it in
C                                 G
  Your sister splashed out on the bottle
    Am             F
Now no one's celebrating
 
Chorus:
C                             G
  Dom Pérignon, you brought it
                             Am
No crowd of friends applauded
 
Your hometown skeptics called it
F
Champagne problems
C                                    G
  You had a speech, you're speechless
                                Am
Love slipped beyond your reaches
 
And I couldn't give a reason
F
Champagne problems
 
Interlude -x2-: C G Am F
 
Verse 3:
C                                 G
  Your Midas touch on the Chevy door
                                  Am
November flush and your flannel cure
 
"This dorm was once a madhouse"
  F
I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
   C                        G
How evergreen, our group of friends
                                  Am
Don't think we'll say that word again
                                   F
And soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls
 
That we once walked through
C
One for the money, two for the show
  G
I never was ready so I watch you go
    Am
Sometimes you just don't know the answer
     F
'Til someone's on their knees and asks you
     C
"She would've made such a lovely bride
       G
What a shame she's xxxxed in the head," they said
    Am
But you'll find the real thing instead
       F
She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred
 
Chorus:
C                                 G
  And hold your hand while dancing
                        Am
Never leave you standing
                          F
Crestfallen on the landing
 
With champagne problems
C                               G
  Your mom's ring in your pocket
                          Am
Her picture in your wallet
 
You won't remember all my
F
Champagne problems
 
Outro: C G Am F
 
C G Am
       You won't remember all my
F
Champagne problems
 
C G Am F
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