DAVID: G G D I hope this won’t sound impolite G G C D Or come across as too forthright G G7 C Cm But even though you seem alright, I... G D G Think I’m better than you! G D Now please do keep this thought in mind G D That’s just my personal conviction G G7 C D You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind G D I’d call our friendship an addiction G G7 Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce C Cm But still I find I have to say, I… G D G Think I might be better than you! DANIEL: Gm You seem impressed with what you’ve shown Cm Gm But I don’t find it that compelling Gm You’ve sung my praise but not your own Cm Gm And well, I think that’s pretty telling Gm But while we’re on the subject of Cm Bbdim How I’m superb and leagues above, you Gm D Gm Ought to know I’m number one Cm Gm I know that might be hard to swallow Cm D Gm This hurts you just as much as me Cm Gm But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know D Gm That you’re just a nobody DAVID: G D Well friend I don't know what to say DANIEL: G D Try starting with your resignation DAVID: G D Let's end this in the finale DANIEL: G D I'm dying from anticipation DAVID -and DANIEL-: G You’re really great, but let me state -You've been outdone- G7 You denigrate and seem to hate -Now I've really won- C The fact I’ll break you, abdicate -But it was fun- Cm Before I can asphyxiate, I... -Your end's begun, and...- G D G Think I might be better than you! -Now I know I'm better than you!- G D G Don’t hate me because it’s true! -And I'll prove it to you, too!- G G7 C Cm -hold it till the end- Just know, I'm better than..... -So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid To sacrifice them-
