Verse 1:
          Bm
I swim too quickly
      Bm
'Cause big waves are hard to jump over
             Gmaj7
You're not sweet, not sickly
            Gmaj7
You don't taste like nothing when I'm sober
      Dmaj7
And I already wanna die
      Bm7
You just make it like ten times worse
      Bm7
And I heard that you tell the guys I'm the worst

Verse 2:
    Bm
You come round on Monday
    Bm
And goddamn you stink like you've missed me
    Gmaj7
I find it funny
    Gmaj7
You don't close your eyes when you kiss me
    Dmaj7
And I'm sick of your puppy eyes
    Dmaj7
You said boys should never cry
    Bm7
Well, surprise
    Bm7
I bet no one's ever told you

Chorus:
    Dmaj7
You bought me some flowers, I gave them to someone else
   Bm
Told me that you loved me, you're just talking to yourself
    Em
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna hear it
   Gmaj7
Let yourself out, you're so conceited, yeah
   Dmaj7
You bought me some flowers, I gave them to someone else
   Bm
Told me that you loved me, you're just talking to yourself
  Em
And I don't wanna know, I don't wanna hear it
   Gmaj7
Let yourself out, you're so conceited, yeah, yeah

Verse 3:
  Bm
You're far too easy
  Bm
You hide between the lines, but I read you
  Gmaj7
It's a pity
   Gmaj7
I get off when I mislead you
  Dmaj7
And say, ah, I, I don't want no others guy
     Dmaj7
Pretend I love your suit and tie
   Bm7
It's fun playing with a man's mind for once

Verse 4:
              Bm
And you say, "Come over"
   Bm
Say please, I might think about it
  Gmaj7
You lost composure
  Gmaj7
And I don't think you ever found it
  Dmaj7
And I'm sick of your puppy eyes
  Dmaj7
You said boys should never cry
  Bm7
Well, surprise
  Bm7
I bet no one's ever told you

Chorus:
  Dmaj7
You bought me some flowers, I gave them to someone else
  Bm
Told me that you loved me, you're just talking to yourself
  Em
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna hear it
  Gmaj7
Let yourself out, you're so conceited, yeah
  Dmaj7
You bought me some flowers, I gave them to someone else
  Bm
Told me that you loved me, you're just talking to yourself
  Em
I don't wanna know, I don't wanna hear it
     Gmaj7
Let yourself out, you're so conceited
  Dmaj7
You bought me some flowers, I gave them to someone else
  Bm
Told me that you loved me, you're just talking to yourself
  Em
And I don't wanna know, I don't wanna hear it
       Gmaj7
Let your goddamn self out, you're so conceited, yeah