Verse 1: -nc- There's an Eb Ab Eb Office in a building and a person in a chair Ab Eb Bb And you paid for it all, though you may be unaware Eb Ab Eb You paid for the paper, you paid for the phone Ab Eb Bb Eb You paid for everything they need to deny you what you're owed Chorus: Ab There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth F7 There ain't no "Me" in the company Eb Bb C There ain't no "Us" in the private trust F7 Bb Eb There's hardly humans in humanity Verse 2: Eb Ab Eb Now, the procedure that you're needing ain't the cost effective route Ab Eb Bb And only two-percent of people end up winning a dispute Eb Ab Eb So, if you get sick, pray to God for help Ab Eb Bb Eb 'Cause your doctor's gotta pray to United Health Verse 3: nc Way back in Eb Ab Eb Seventy-and-seven, Mister Richard T. Burke Ab Eb Bb Started buying HMO's, putting federal grants to work Eb Ab Eb Made fifty-billion buckaroos last year Ab Eb Bb Eb The Warren Buffet of Health, the Jeff Bezos of fear Bridge: Ab Eb Now, CEO's come and go, and one just went Eb -nc- Bb -nc- The ingredients you got, bake the cake you get Eb Ab Eb But, if you get sick, cross your fingers for luck Ab Eb Bb Eb 'Cause old Richard T. Burke ain't giving a xxxx Ab Eb Commoditized health, monopolized fraud Eb -nc- Bb -nc- "Here's the doctors we own, and the research we bought" Eb Ab Eb They own the pharmacies, and a lot of the meds Ab Eb Bb Eb They should start buying graves to sell us when we're all dead Chorus: Ab There ain't no "You" in UnitedHealth F7 There ain't no "Me" in the company Eb Bb C There ain't no "Us" in the private trust F7 Bb Eb There's hardly humans in humanity Outro: F7 Bb Eb There's hardly humans in humanity
