Intro:
G
Welcome to Meeple.
                                   D                                 A7
As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our CEO...Steve
Cobs!

Chorus:
    D            Am
The future is so yesterday
     D             C
When everything is run your way
     Bm
Your influence is everywhere
      G
Smell innovation on the air
    E7
You tell me that I'm "too ambitious"
     A
Well I say: "I don't care!"

Verse 1:
    D
Now let's take a look at the profit margin -The future is so yesterday-
C
No, let's not, that's corporate jargon
D
You all want what you understand -When everything is run your way-
        G
So what I supply is what you'll demand
     F
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win -Your influence is everywhere-
             G
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
  F
I created all that you believe -Too ambitious?-
    G
You gave me power you can't relieve! -I don't care-

Verse 2:
E
Cobs, what does this all mean?
F
What's your latest machine?
     G
Am I going too fast?
            G
Is all this progress too loud?
            -nc-
Did I leave you in the past?
-nc-
Let's take some Q's from the crowd

Verse 3:
Cm
This may come off as a stupid question, but what exactly do you aim to achieve?
              Cm
Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question
So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave
Gbm
This new product, the "Me" technology
   Gbm
Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
      Gbm
Well, that all depends on your own ideology
       Gbm
But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology
Cm
Cobs, you're always being coy!
           Cm
Is there a bigger plan? Is this just a decoy?
   Gbm
No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide
    Gbm
And this is no different, you've implied

Bridge:
   Cm
So Cobs, is your whole persona intended
G7
to keep those suspicions extended?
B
So all your schemes become blended?
G
And your work cannot be contended?
-nc-
Uhm, no questions!

Chorus:
    C            Bb
The future is so yesterday -The future is so yesterday-
     C                                               F
When everything is run your way -When everything is run, run, run, run, run your
 way-
     E
Your influence is everywhere -Oh, oh-
      F
Smell innovation on the air
    G
You tell me that I'm "too ambitious"
        Cm
Well, I -I-
       G
Don't -Don't-
Cm
Care!
    Db                     Cm
The future is so yesterday!