Gm Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks Gbm Two trailer park girls go round the outside Db D Db Gbm Db D Db Round the outside, round the outside Gbm Two trailer park girls go round the outside Db D Db Gbm Db D Db Round the outside, round the outside Gbm Guess who's back Db D Db Back again Gbm Shady's back Db D Db Tell a friend Gbm Guess who's back, guess who's back Db D Db Guess who's back, guess who's back Gbm Guess who's back, guess who's back Db D Db Gbm Db D Db Guess who's back, Verse 1: Gbm I've created a monster Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more Db D Db They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Gbm Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give you Db D Db a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Gbm Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Db D Db Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital Gbm By the doctor when I'm not co-operating Db D Db When I'm rocking the table while he's operating Verse 2: Gbm You waited this long, now stop debating Db D Db Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating Gbm I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney Db D Db But your husband's heart problem's complicating Gbm So the FCC won't let me be Db D Db Or let me be me, so let me see Gbm They try to shut me down on MTV Db D Db But it feels so empty, without me Verse 3: Gbm So come on and dip, bum on your lips Db D Db xxxx that, xxx on your lips, and some on your tits Gbm And get ready, 'cause this xxxx's about to get heavy Db D Db I just settled all my lawsuits, xxxx you Debbie! Chorus 1: Gbm Now this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Cause it feels so empty, without me Db Gbm I said this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Db Cause it feels so empty, without me Verse 4: Gbm Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious Db D Db Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis Gbm They start feelin' like prisoners helpless Db D Db Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, xxxxx! Gbm a visionary, vision of scary Db D Db Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves Gbm a rebel, so just let me revel and bask Db D Db In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass Verse 5: Gbm And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe Db For you to see so damn much of my ass D Db You asked for me? Gbm Well I'm back Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Db D Db Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna Gbm Enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter Db D Db The center of attention, back for the winter Gbm I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Db D Db Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Verse 6: Gbm Testing, attention please Db D Db Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Gbm Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free Db D Db a nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? Chorus 2: Gbm Now this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Cause it feels so empty, without me Db Gbm I said this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Db Cause it feels so empty, without me Verse 7: Gbm a-tisket a-tasket I go tit for tat with Db D Db Anybody who's talking this xxxx that xxxx Gbm Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked Db D Db Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards Gbm And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie Db D Db You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag blow me Gbm You don't know me, you're too old let go Db D Db It's over, nobody listen to techno Verse 8: Gbm Now let's go just gimme the signal Db D Db I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults Gbm I been dope suspenseful with a pencil Db D Db Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol Gbm But sometimes the xxxx just seems Db D Db Everybody only wants to discuss me Gbm So this must mean I'm disgusting Db D Db But it's just me I'm just obscene Verse 9: Gbm No I'm not the first king of controversy Db D Db I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley Gbm To do black music so selfishly Db D Db And used it to get myself wealthy Gbm There's a concept that works Db D Db Twenty million other white rappers emerge Gbm But no matter how many fish in the sea Db D Db It'll be so empty without me Chorus 3: Gbm Now this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Cause it feels so empty, without me Db Gbm I said this looks like a job for me Db D So everybody, just follow me Gbm Cause we need a little, controversy Db D Db Cause it feels so empty, without me Outro: Gbm La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la Db D Db Gbm La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la Kids Gbm Db D Db -x4-
