Chorus: Abm E Gb My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why B Gb Abm Got out of bed at all E Gb The morning rain clouds up my window B Gb Abm And I can't see at all E Gb And even if I could it'll all be gray B Gb Abm But your picture on my wall E Db It reminds me that it's not so bad B Gb Abm It's not so bad Abm E Gb My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why B Gb Abm Got out of bed at all E Gb The morning rain clouds up my window B Gb Abm And I can't see at all E Gb And even if I could it'll all be gray B Gb Abm But your picture on my wall E Db It reminds me that it's not so bad E It's not so bad Verse 1: Abm E Gb Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin B Gb Abm I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom E Gb I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not have got 'em B Gb There probably was a problem with the post office or somethin' Abm E Gb Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em B Gb Abm But anyway, what's been up man, how's your daughter? E My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father Db E If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her Abm I'm a name her Bonnie E I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry Gb B Gb Abm I had a friend kill himself over some b who didn't want him E Gb I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan B Gb Abm I even got that underground s that you did with Skam E Gb I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man B Gb Abm I like that s you did with Rawkus too, that s was phat E Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back Db E Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan Chorus: Abm E Gb My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why B Gb Abm Got out of bed at all E Gb The morning rain clouds up my window B Gb Abm And I can't see at all E Gb And even if I could it'll all be gray B Gb Abm But your picture on my wall E Db It reminds me that it's not so bad E Abm It's not so bad Verse 2: Abm E Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, Gb B Abm I ain't mad, I think it's just f up that you don't answer fans E If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert Gb B Gb You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for Matthew Abm E That's my little brother man, he's only six years old Gb We waited in the blistering cold for you B Gb Abm For four hours and you just said no E That's pretty s y man, you're like his f ing idol Db E Abm He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do E I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Gb B Gb Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you Abm E You would write back, see I'm just like you in a way Gb I never knew my father neither B Gb Abm He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her E I can relate to what you're saying in your songs Gb B Gb So when I have a s y day, I drift away and put em on Abm E Cause I don't really got s else, so that s helps when I'm depressed Db E I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Abm E Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds Gb B Gb Its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me Abm E See everthing you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it Gb B Gb My girlfriend's jealous, because I talk about you 24/7 Abm E But she don't know you like I know you slim, no one does Gb B Gb She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up Abm E You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Db Sincerely yours, Stan, p.s. E We should be together too Chorus: Abm E Gb My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why B Gb Abm Got out of bed at all E Gb The morning rain clouds up my window B Gb Abm And I can't see at all E Gb And even if I could it'll all be gray B Gb Abm But your picture on my wall E Db It reminds me that it's not so bad E It's not so bad Verse 3: Abm E Gb Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans B Gb This'll be the last package I ever send your a Abm It's been six months and still no words E I don't deserve it Gb I know you got my last two letters B Gb I wrote the addresses on them perfect Abm E So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it Gb B Gb I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway Abm E Db Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? E You know that song by Phil Collins, In the Air of the Night Abm E G#out that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning Gb B Gb But didn't, but Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him Abm E That's kinda how this is, you could've rescued me from drowning Gb B Gb Now it's too late, I'm on a 1,000 downers now, I'm drowsy Abm E And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call Gb B Gb I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off my wall Abm E Db I love you Slim, we could've been together, think about it E Abm You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it E And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it Gb B Gb Abm I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me E See Slim, shut up b , I'm trying to talk Gb B Gb Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk Abm E But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you Gb B Gb Abm Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, then she'll die too E Db Well, gotta go, I'm almost under the Bridge now E Oh s , I forgot, how am I supposed to send this s out? Instrumental: x2 Abm E Db E Chorus: Abm E Gb My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why B Gb Abm Got out of bed at all E Gb The morning rain clouds up my window B Gb Abm And I can't see at all E Gb And even if I could it'll all be gray B Gb Abm But your picture on my wall E Db It reminds me that it's not so bad E It's not so bad Verse 4: Abm E Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy Gb B Gb You say your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Abm E Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that Gb And here's an autograph for your brother B Gb Abm I wrote it on this Starter cap E I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must've missed you Gb B Gb Abm Don't think I did that s intentionally just to dis you E Db But what's that s you said about you like to cut your wrists too? E I say that s just clownin' dog Abm C'mon, how f ed up is you? E You got some issues, Stan, I think you need some counseling Gb B Gb Abm To keep your a from bouncin' off the walls when you get down some E And what's this s about us meant to be together? Gb B Gb Abm That type of s will make me not want us to meet each other E I really think you and your girlfriend need each other Gb B Or maybe you just need to treat her better Gb Abm E I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Db E Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine Abm E If you relax a little, I'm glad that I inspire you, but Stan Gb B Gb Abm Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan E I just don't want you to do some crazy s Gb B Gb Abm I seen this one s on the news a couple of weeks ago that made me sick E Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a Bridge Gb B Gb And had his girlfriend in his trunk and she was pregnant with his kid Abm E And in the car they found a tape, didn't say who it was to Db E Abm Come to think about it, his name was, it was you... Outro: Abm Damn
