Intro: A E Gbm D Verse 1: A E Gbm D I have a theory dear, so let me put it past A E Gbm D I have to check its valid though I know you didn't ask A E Gbm D you don't like to kiss me, no you don’t like to kiss A E Gbm D cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips A E Gbm D but I can't shave it off - I'm too self-conscious of the fact A E Gbm D I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask A E Gbm D and I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb A E Gbm D flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt A E Gbm D and I didn't have a helmet on 'cause that was way back when A E Gbm D I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense A E Gbm D so if I now remember right by the transitive rule… A E D A Darling, you don't like to kiss me 'cause I'm too damn cool A E Gbm D With tired eyes she stared at me, "Its 3 am", she said A E D A "Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed" Chorus: E Gbm D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E Gbm D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E Gbm D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E Gbm D a handsome hunk, but now you're stuck with this annoying nerd Verse 2: A E You put up with more than most would mind Gbm the time it takes to rise and shine D A I'm hittin' snooze at 6:05, 6:15 and 6 more times E you don't mind the way I weigh my food Gbm my morning routine which includes D A scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can't leave them out in view E even though you bought that bowl Gbm put it right beside the door D A and all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home E instead I'm flippin' up the couch and - Gbm oh hey there they are, I found 'em D have a great day and oh have you seen my wallet? Chorus: A E Gbm D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E Gbm D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E Gbm D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E Gbm D a macho man, but all I am's a silly Introvert A E Gbm D And I keep you up past midnight, crazy thoughts inside my head A E D A "Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed" Solo -x2-: A E Gbm D Verse 3: A E She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt Gbm D to make sure it stays down, now that's what I call teamwork A E I keep us on time, she makes all our friends Gbm D and makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants A E if snapchat is to flirt, and tinder to find love Gbm D we're back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up Chorus: A E Gbm D You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt A E Gbm D you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves A E Gbm D you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve A E Gbm D a xxxx stud instead of what you've chosen 'cause I'm sure that A E Gbm D all the girls, the girls, who hear this song and smirk and A E Gbm D feel pity 'cause I sound like I'm more trouble than I'm worth A are probably right
