Intro: This is the worst country song of all time And it goes Verse: G I hate beer and honky-tonk women C G And I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing G And I don't know the words to Family Tradition D Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line G And I think sweet tea is overrated C G And all dirt roads were made for paving D G Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time G And the Chorus goes Chorus: G I love cities and traffic jams C I don't want a house on a piece of land G I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan D But I don't wanna earn a dime G Old Yeller didn't make me sad C I think we should change the American flag, yeah G D G This is the worst country song of all time Verse: G Second Verse goes G I think trucks are a waste of gas C G If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause G My momma never whipped my ass, huh D I guess she never tried G Man, stink a fork in the constitution C G I support Kim Jong-un and Putin D G Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time G And the Chorus goes Chorus: G I love cities and traffic jams C I don't want a house on a piece of land G I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan D But I don't wanna earn a dime G Old Yeller didn't make me sad C I think we should change the American flag, yeah G D G This is the worst country song of all time G -Get on that tin whistle boy- Instrumental: G C G D G C G D G Bridge: G And the Bridge goes G I'm too good for Solo cups C G Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks G Boots ain't made to get scuffed up D How you like that saxophone? G Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue C G And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true G And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you D I know your favorite song -nc- And it goes like Chorus: G I love cities and traffic jams C I don't want a house on a piece of land G I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan D But I don't wanna earn a dime G Old Yeller didn't make me sad C I think we should change the American flag, yeah G D G This is the worst country song of all time
