Verse 1: Hey! I like your bra! G Em Thanks, I got it from my very best friend C D Kissed her once in high school and then never again G Em Drugs and money, who's between your covers C D Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other Pre-Chorus: C G When thots and animals storm the capital D Em You'll watch c-span for fun C 'Cause it's a xxxxing drag G And it's crazy sad D Em But you'll do what's got to be done Chorus: C D Are you really gonna save the world like that? G Em With your tits half out on instagram C D I mean yeah motherxxxxer, that was always the plan G Em I'm gonna wear this xxxx to Congress man C G So hop off my xxxx D Em 'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick C G D Em And you're mean to kids, why can't you just quit picking on them Am D G Em Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good C D G Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move C D G And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you Verse 2: Em C Here's a little fact, I cry all the time D G about the state and healthcare and the grand design Em C And sometimes it's sad and sometimes it's bitter sweet D But it's how you'll know I'm me Am D Now gun control is a really icky problem B7 Em I don't know if anyone knows how to solve it C D But if I was in Congress and someone shot up a school Em D G I'd xxxxing cry about that too Em D G And so my question is do you Chorus: C D Are you really gonna save the world this way G Em Crying like a kid every single day C D Hell yeah mother xxxxer, I'm afraid it's true People are in pain, what's wrong with you C D So hop off my xxxx G Em Your Nixon smile makes me xxxxin' sick C D You should be just as wrecked as I am -nc- I'm pretty xxxxin' angry that you're not C G And when thots and animals storm the capital D Em You'll watch c-span for fun C ‘Cause it's a xxxxing drag G And it's crazy sad D Em But you’ll do what's got to be done C D The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property B Em The right to try to feel good C D G Her heart is pure, the math checks out so what's the move C D G And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you Bridge: Am G And when soft boys and their succulents D B Em And girls dressed to crack skulls C G D B Em Take the capital and render it's capital null Am D G E Well, I'll feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad Am Paint our shirts D Say we're sorry G And call our dads
